1. neon-d-r-e-a-m-e-r:

    bussykiller:

    precumming:

    what if you got a dollar for everytime you masturbated 

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    Same

  2. Even alone we go on justifying ourselves.
    — Mason Cooley  (via wordsnquotes)
  3. watdawut:

Me saving my grades at the end of a term

    watdawut:

    Me saving my grades at the end of a term

  4. When you meet someone equally as weird as you

    letthe-wildrumpus-begin:

    livesstillposed:

    sodamnrelatable:

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    I feel like this is essentially how all of my friendships start.

    The friendship ritual has begun

  5. vorfreudde:

    Remember back in 5th grade, when everyone vowed not to ever do drugs

  6. aizea:

    hate my body but that’s ok bc eventually it will be rotted in the ground

  7. bombingprimrose:

    malfoydracoi:

    bombingprimrose:

    malfoydracoi:

    herhmione:

    it pisses me off how writing doesn’t get people money unless they’re like jk rowling like writing books should be one of the highest paying jobs in the world that shit is hard

    i bet that open heart surgeries are harder

    Open heart surgeries can be taught. You can’t teach a person a world that no one else has created.

    you won this time. 

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